150+ Spongebob Quotes & Sayings On Love, Life, Friendship

These Spongebob quotes will put a smile on your face and also teach you some of the most important life lessons in a fun way.

SpongeBob SquarePants is simply known as Spongebob an American animated comedy television series created by marine science educator and animator Stephen Hillenburg for Nickelodeon which is an American pay television channel. There are a total of 13 seasons aired on Nickelodeon which has inspired three feature films: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004), Sponge Out of Water (2015), and Sponge on the Run (2020), and many more films are under work.

Funny Spongebob Squarepants Quotes

Spongebob SquarePants show is about the adventures of him and his friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It is one of the most-watched and the fifth longest-running American animated series and the highest-rated series to air on Nickelodeon.

This show is quite popular between the late 90s and early 00s kids. So if you are one of them, then you are going to love these SpongeBob quotes.

This is one of the most relatable shows of all time and every time when SpongeBob and Patrick go on an adventure, there are 100s of quotable moments to enjoy. So if you are looking for an Instagram caption next time, do use one of the SpongeBob quotes.

The characters of this show are not only funny but are wise too and teach us many important lessons in life. Spongebob inspires us to look at the positive side and teaches us that it is OK to fail sometimes.

It also teaches us to enjoy every moment and activity of the life we engage in no matter how overwhelming things might get.

Here we are sharing a collection of Spongebob quotes along with the other characters of the cartoon animation series for you to enjoy and also to remind some of the important lessons he taught us along his journey.

Spongebob Quotes

“Always follow your heart – unless your heart is bad with directions.” –  Spongebob

“I’m ugly and I’m proud!” – Spongebob

“Pull your pants up, Patrick. We’re going home.” – Spongebob

“Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!” – Spongebob

“I’m a good noodle!” – SpongeBob

“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” – Spongebob

“We don’t need television…not as long as we have our imagination.” – Spongebob

“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – Spongebob.

“Squidward… I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!” – Spongebob.

“The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me.” – Spongebob

Best Spongebob Quotes

“You never really know the true value of a moment, until it becomes a memory.” – SpongeBob

“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob

“If I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, then it would just be alright.” – Spongebob

“Tartar sauce!” – Spongebob

“Barnacles!” – Spongebob

“I’m so loyal, I don’t mind sleeping out in the cold, hard ground while Captain Krabs sleeps in his warm, dry tent.” – Spongebob

“You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.” – Spongebob

“Oh, these aren’t homemade. They were made in a factory… a bomb factory. They’re bombs.” – SpongeBob

“Moss always points to civilization.” – Spongebob

Spongebob: “We’re not doing so well, Patrick. We need a new approach, a new tactic.
Patrick: “Umm, I got it. Let’s get naked!”

Funny Spongebob Quotes

“All I know is fine dining and breathing.” – SpongeBob

“Squidward that’s not the peace treaty, that’s a copy of the peace treaty.” – Spongebob

“Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.” – SpongeBob

“Gary, I’m absorbing his blows like I’m made of some sort of spongy material.” – Spongebob

“I knew a guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy’s cousin…” – SpongeBob

“Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob

“It took three days to make that potato salad, three days!!!” – SpongeBob

Spongebob: “Aw, cheer up, Squid! It could be worse!”
Patrick: Yeah. “You could be bald and have a big nose.”

Squidward: “Do you have to stand so close? You’re making me claustrophobic!”
Patrick: “What does claustrophobic mean?”
Spongebob: “I think it means he’s afraid of Santa Claus.”
Patrick: “Ho, Ho,Ho!”
Spongebob: “Stop it, Patrick! You’re scaring him!”

“Oh well, I guess I’m not wearing any pants today!” – SpongeBob

Iconic Spongebob Quotes

“Hello, we’re with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises.” – SpongeBob

“Look at all the hip young people eating sal-ads.” – SpongeBob

Spongebob: “The slash-bringing hasher?” / Squidward: “The hash-slinging slasher.” / Spongebob: “The sash wringing, the trash thinging, mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the…” / Squidward: “Yes. The hash-slinging slasher.”

“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness.” – Spongebob

“The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time!” – SpongeBob

Spongebob: “Patrick, you’re a genius!”
Patrick: “Yeah, I get called that a lot.”
Spongebob: “What? A genius?”
Patrick: “No, Patrick.”

”Spongebob: “Wow, Patrick, I didn’t know you spoke bird.”
Patrick: “No, Spongebob, that’s Italian.” 

“Future, future, future.” – Squidward 

“Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” – Plankton

“Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – Patrick

Famous Spongebob Quotes

“Ah, a few blobs of ink doesn’t prove a thing. I’m as evil as ever, I’ll prove it right now by stealing the Krabby Patty secret formula.” – Plankton 

“You’re about as ugly as homemade soup!” – Sandy

“Stupidity isn’t a virus, but it sure is spreading like one.” – Sandy

“It all started when I was born.” – Squidward

“I don’t get it. No matter what I do, I always end up being squashed by someone bigger than me.” – Plankton

“Congratulations, sir! You have just given me my one-millionth dollar!” – Mr. Krabs

“You wouldn’t know cool if I locked you in the freezer!” – Mr. Krabs

“Three cheers for the world’s greatest fry cook…SpongeBob!” – Mr. Krabs

“Listen here, ya little barnacle. No one and I means no one can ever know about this. It’ll be the end of you, it’ll be the end of me. And worst of all, it’ll be the end of me!” – Mr. Krabs

“Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs

Mr. Krabs Spongebob Sayings And Captions

“See, no one says ‘cool’ anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say ‘coral’, as in ‘That nose job is so coral.’” – Pearl Krabs

“Give to the Children’s fund? What have the children ever done for me?” – Mr. Krabs

“We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.” – Mr. Krabs

“What’s this ‘we’ stuff? You fed him the tainted patty. Looks like it’s the stony lonesome for you!” – Mr. Krabs

“That Plankton is a clever beast. You’ve got to keep a sharp eye out for him, SpongeBob.” – Mr. Krabs

 “Oh, yes you do, no world means no money, so, either save the world, or you’re fired!” – Mr. Krabs

“Well, if I was a robot, which I’m not, at least I’m well put together.” – Mr. Krabs

“If I don’t make any money today I’ll surely break out in a rash!” – Mr. Krabs

“I was five years old and my father gave me a dollar. I loved that dollar. Loved it like a brother. Me and that dollar went everywhere together.” – Mr. Krabs

“A 5 letter word for happiness – MONEY.” – Mr. Krabs

Spongebob Quotes About Life And Love

“Did you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells…smelly.” – Mr. Krabs

“Listen, instead of killing yourselves, I’ve got something really important for you to do for me. Now, are you men ready for you super… special…. secret…. assignment?” – Mr. Krabs

“I don’t get it. If a free salad bar won’t bring in new customers… what will?” –  Krabs

“What doesn’t kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.”  – Mr. Krabs

Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!” – Mr. Krabs

“Everybody’s a critic.” – Squidward 

“I went to college!” – Plankton

“One hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?” – Squidward

“That’s it mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Plankton

“We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!” – Patrick

Spongebob Squarepants Senior Quotes

“So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.” – The New Narrator

SpongeBob: “I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I… need… it!?

Patrick: “Are they laughing at us?” / Spongebob: “No, Patrick. They’re laughing next to us.”

“I’ll have you know that I stubbed by toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob

“You’re nothing but pure evil…just like newspaper comics.” – Sandy

“No, I’m not on my way to the grand opening ceremony. I’m busy planning to rule the world!” – Plankton

“Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me.” – Patrick 

“Me, aggressive?! How dare you?! Maybe you’re right… I command you to help me be a nicer person!” – Plankton

“Hello. You’ve reached the house of unrecognized talent.” – Squidward

“I was trying to tell you that I was choking on snow but the snow melted and turned into water and I drank all the water now I’m better.” – Patrick 

Spongebob Inspirational Quotes

“Yeah, well I’d hate you even if I didn’t hate you.” – Patrick

“Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks

Caller: “Is this the Krusty Krab?” / Patrick: “No, this is Patrick.”

“Another day, another migraine” – Squidward

“It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” – Squidward

“There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating. The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty, with the Help Wanted sign on the front.” – Patrick 

But it’s my only night to be fancy!” – Squidward

“SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours!” – Squidward

“SpongeBob, before we’re torn to shreds, I’d like to thank you for helping me look for Spot.” – Plankton.

“What? It’s just obvious that I’m a complete failure and a waste of a lower life form! Oh, woe is me!” = Plankton.

Spongebob Famous Quotes And Lines

“Don’t you DARE take the name of Texas in vain.” – Sandy

“What’s so great about a nerdy pickle?” – Patrick

“You need six hundred to pass, you got six.” – Mrs. Puff

“Just when I thought they couldn’t get any stupider.” – Squidward

Squidward: “You mean you’ve never heard the story of the… hash-slinging slasher?”

“Wait, Spongebob, we’re not cavemen. We have technology.” – Patrick

“Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy

Police: “If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime. [locks SpongeBob and Patrick in jail cell and opens it again after a second] Okay, time’s up. Now get out!” / SpongeBob: “But…we stole a balloon!” / Police: “Yeah, on free balloon day!”

“Can I be excused for the rest of my life?” – Spongebob

 “You’re part of my crew now, and our job is to sail around and frighten people. It’ll be grueling, mind-numbing, and repetitive. Just like… daytime television.”  – Flying Dutchman

Spongebob Graduation Quotes

Too bad Spongebob is not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward

 “I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he’s messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, that means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I normally wreck my own yard which means, Squidward is being the opposite of Squidward which means he’s Spongebob!” – Spongebob

“F is for a fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!” – Plankton

Squidward : “OK now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?” / Plankton : “Do instruments of torture count?” / Squidward : “No.” Patrick : “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” Squidward : “No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument either.”

Spongebob: “Hi, Kevin. I’m your biggest fan.” / Kevin the Sea Cucumber: “You’re too kind. Security!”

Patrick: Who are you calling Pinhead? I wanna be Dirty Dan.  / Spongebob : “What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?” / Patrick : “I’m dirty.”

 How did I ever get surrounded by such loser neighbors?” – Squidward 

“And tonight, after my big promotion, we’re gonna party till we’re purple.” – SpongeBob

“Boy, that critter put up some sort of fight, but as you can see, I’m from Texas, and no worm is a match for me. I even found my tail!” – Sandy 

Spongebob: “Patrick, I don’t think ‘wumbo’ is a real word.” / Patrick: “Oh come on SpongeBob! You know, I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, Wumboing, We’ll have thee wumbo, Wumborama, Wumbology, The study of wumbo? It’s first grade SpongeBob!”

Spongebob Motivational Quotes

 Spongebob: “Squidward, you can’t eat all those Krabby Patties at once! Squidward!” Squidward: “Oh, what’s going to happen? Am I gonna blow up?” Spongebob: “No, worse. They’ll go right to your thighs.” Squidward: “My thighs?” /Spongebob: “And then you’ll blow up.” / Paramedic: “Yeah, I remember my first Krabby Patty.” Spongebob: “Would you like to hear one of my secrets?” Patrick: “Do I?” /Spongebob: “Let’s see… uh, did you know that you’re my best friend?” Patrick: “No… way! Tell me another secret.” Spongebob: “Well, secretly, I’m a little bit naive.” / Patrick: “Wow! I’ll never look at you the same way again.”

“Aye-aye, captain!” – Spongebob

“You can’t fool me. I listen to public radio!” – Squidward

“Well, I don’t know nothin’ about Alaska, but looky here. Back in Texas I wrangled bulls and I wrangled worms. As far as I’m concerned, doing both together just saves rope.” – Sandy 

 “Ravioli ravioli. Give me the formuoli.” – Spongebob

“Tell you what. You give me back the sock and I’ll give you… three wishes.” – Flying Dutchman

“Booooo! Prepare to be burdened with the haunting memory of my ghostly ghost pirates!” – Flying Dutchman

 Spongebob: “Now that we’re men, we have facial hair.” / Patrick: “Now that we’re men I changed my underwear.”

Mr. Krabs: “That hat makes you look like a girl.” / SpongeBob: “Am I a pretty girl?!”

“Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24… 25!” – Spongebob

Funny Patrick Star Quotes And Sayings

“If I was a mom…this would be kind of shocking. Just call me daddy!” –  Patrick

“I can’t see my forehead!” –  Patrick

“We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!” – Patrick 

“I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick 

“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…” – Patrick

“My name’s not RIIIIIIIIIIIICK!” – Patrick 

“Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end!” – Patrick 

“Being grown up is boring. Besides, I don’t ‘get’ jazz.” – Patrick 

“Ha, ha! It’s a giraffe!” –  Patrick 

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick

Spongebob And Patrick Quotes

“Well, it may be stupid, but it’s also dumb.” – Patrick

“Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick 

“If you believe in yourself, with a tiny pinch of magic all your dreams can come true!” – Spongebob

“No, not because I cheated! Because I’m an evil genius. And you’re just a kid.” – Plankton 

“Always follow your heart unless your heart is bad with directions.” – Spongebob

“If there’s one thing we Atlanteans enjoy, it’s a healthy dose of dark humor!” – Lord Royal Highness

“Next time I’ll bring more granola!” – Sandy

“Holographic Meatloaf? My favorite!” – Plankton

Sandy: “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else?” / Patrick: “Not until 4.”

“I’ve waited years for this moment. I’m gonna go in there, march straight up to the manager, look at him straight in the eye, lay it on the line, and – I can’t do it!” – Patrick 

Spongebob Squarepants Other Quotes

“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob

“I thought I was going to steal something. Can’t imagine why. So, I’m just enjoying this lovely day!” – Plankton.

“That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges.” – Plankton.

 “Well, it wouldn’t be the first time you ruined everything.” – Squidward

“I order the food, you cook the food. The customer gets the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die.” – Squidward

“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors, indoors, indoors!” – Spongebob

“I have a square head and a real ghost has a round one. All we have to do is make my head round and boo, I’m scary!” – Spongebob

Spongebob: “I used to have a dream.” / Mr. Krabs.: “Yeah? I used to have a kidney stone. Everything passes eventually.” 

“So much later that the old narrator got tired of waiting and they had to hire a new one.” – Narrator

“SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish…for 12 hours!” – Squidward.

Spongebob Squarepants Funny Lines and Quotes

“I might as well sleep for 100 years or so.” – Squidward

“I knew I shouldn’t have gotten out of bed today.” – Squidward

“I’m hotter than a hickory smoked sausage!” – Sandy

“Goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.” – Plankton

“Wake me up when I care.” – Squidward

“It’s just a cruel reminder that I’m single and likely to remain that way forever.” – Squidward

Did you like reading Spongebob quotes?

Even though the cartoon was created around 20 years ago, it is still socking up the love of its audience. It does not matter if you are a kid or an adult now, there are thousands of reasons to love Spongebob.

Did you have fun remembering all those things about Spongebob and his character? Even though it is a fun character, it does tell us many things about life in different and fun ways. We hope these SpongeBob quotes will help you reminisce in the memory of your childhood and put a smile on your face.

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